As an Asian woman, I thought you should know that non-Asian women fucking white men is cultural appropriation and, frankly, offensive

I know what you're thinking. It's 2020, a person's race shouldn't matter any more, and you can just do whatever you want, but cultural appropriation is a real problem, okay? My culture is not a costume. If you're white, please think twice before doing something that is deeply important to Asian women like myself, whether it's experimenting with Buddhism, wearing traditional clothing, or fucking white men. It may seem like you're just harmlessly trying something, but for us, sex with white men isn't just a hobby. It's central to our identity. It's a key part of what makes someone Asian, a heritage passed on from mother to daughter through generations.

Think about how much easier it is for you to adopt our culture than for us to practice our own traditions. If a white woman fucks a white man, nobody thinks twice. But when a woman of color fucks a white man, I get called "self-hating," or "white-worshiping," or a "race-traitor" or a "gook slut". Think about how unfair that is! I, and every other Asian woman, constantly fuck white men, but it still hasn't been normalized in our culture. Taking white men from us is in itself an act of racism. And racism is never OK, except when white guys are racist to me while they're fucking me, in which case it's encouraged.

But the worst part about watching white people appropriate my culture is that they never do it right! White woman are always messing up important Asian traditions: mispronouncing Chinese, showing off their awful "Asian-inspired" cuisine, giving white men lackluster blowjobs... Don't try to mimic our culture if you haven't practiced. Don't think you know what it means to be Asian just because you took a summer abroad or got a Chinese character tattoo. Being Asian is about more than that. It's about white guys passing you around a frat at 4 in the morning until you're a cum-covered mess. I didn't suck off Cody, Bryce, Tanner, and Dustin in the parking lot every day of senior year to see some white girl give a lazy handjob to the men I adore.

I think you're just jealous. I get it: we're cuter, smaller, tighter, and give better head. But if you want to appreciate Asian culture, don't just copy us without asking. We're willing to share white men, but only if you approach us respectfully, get permission to experience our culture, and let us join in the fun.